So I just took one of those Facebook quizzes, and I aced it. I'm not sure I should be bursting with pride, though, because the point of the quiz is to determine if you're a hick. Spoiler: I am. The quiz asks if you've eaten certain foods, and some of them are definitely hillbilly cuisine--hoppin' john, fried gizzards, turnip greens. But the list also includes gumbo, jambalaya, cornbread, and deviled eggs! Hasn't everyone with an adventurous palate eaten some of that? And guess what's also on the list. Fried bologna! That's an Erie favorite, and plenty of downtown kids and bay rats ate it. I'm talking about kids who never went south of I-90, not kids who did farm chores every morning. Who comes up with these lists? And exactly what do THEY eat?