What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".
What falls in autumn? Leaves!
What is the cutest season? Awwtumn. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
OK, I'll stop. Go have a pumpkin spice beverage.