Hey, It's Fall Already!

What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".

What falls in autumn? Leaves!

What is the cutest season? Awwtumn. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

OK, I'll stop. Go have a pumpkin spice beverage.


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