Today is World Snake Day! To celebrate, here are my favorite snake jokes.
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife? A: A goodnight hiss!
Q: Why did the snake's wife file for divorce? A: Ereptile Disfunction.
Q: What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach? A: A pythong.
Hey, I said they were my favorites. I never said anything abut them being YOUR favorites.