Today is World Snake Day! To celebrate, here are my favorite snake jokes.

Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent!

Q: What did the snake give to his wife? A: A goodnight hiss!

Q: Why did the snake's wife file for divorce? A: Ereptile Disfunction.

Q: What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach? A: A pythong.

Hey, I said they were my favorites. I never said anything abut them being YOUR favorites.


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