Since it looks like we'll be stuck with snow for a few days, it's time for another installment of...
"AC's Even Worse Than The Weather Snow Jokes!"
It's so snowy that...
Roosters are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
Kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet!"
A streaker just froze mid-streak. City council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring.
Ember + Forge is serving coffee on a stick!
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? A: 3 days
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend? A: Homeless
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.